The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Skattebo gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
84%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Skattebo drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.