The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“The broadcast shows Skattebo on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Coach says Skattebo is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
78%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Skattebo scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.