The Phantom Flag Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
92%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Skattebo drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.