The Late Scratch Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Skattebo on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
88%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Skattebo scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.