The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Skattebo runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
73%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Skattebo's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.