The Committee Backfield Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
92%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Skattebo drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.