The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Skattebo goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Skattebo's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.