The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“The broadcast shows Skattebo on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Skattebo gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Skattebo drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.