The Committee Backfield Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Skattebo is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Skattebo's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.