The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Skattebo is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Skattebo's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.