The Snap Count Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Ref: "Number Skattebo, that's a flag." Skattebo: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The team goes up 21 early and Skattebo gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
86%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Skattebo drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.