The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Ref: "Number Skattebo, that's a flag." Skattebo: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Skattebo tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
77%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Skattebo's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.