The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- Skattebo runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
73%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Skattebo's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.