The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“The broadcast shows Skattebo on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Ref: "Number Skattebo, that's a flag." Skattebo: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Skattebo will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
77%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Skattebo drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.