The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Coach says Skattebo is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Skattebo gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
86%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Skattebo, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.