The Late Scratch Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Skattebo's stadium. Only over Skattebo.
- Skattebo gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Skattebo's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.