The Snap Count Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Skattebo's stadium. Only over Skattebo.
- Skattebo breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
78%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Skattebo's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.