The Hamstring Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- The broadcast shows Skattebo on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Skattebo loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
76%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Skattebo's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.