The Stuffed Run Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Coach says Skattebo is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Skattebo is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
74%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Skattebo, Skattebo, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.