The Late Scratch Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Skattebo's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
90%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Skattebo scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.