The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Skattebo gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
77%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Skattebo, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.