The Hamstring Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
88%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Skattebo's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.