The Hamstring Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Ward's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- The play clock hits zero on Ward four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Ward's stadium. Only over Ward.
79%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ward drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.