The Hamstring Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Ward gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- Ward gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Ward sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ward drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.