The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Ward will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- Ref: "Number Ward, that's a flag." Ward: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Ward slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
87%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ward drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.