The Pick-Six Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Ward will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Ward, the end zone is a rumor.
- Ward will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
89%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Ward, Ward, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.