The Blocking Assignment Hex of Cameron Latu
Cameron Latu · NE · TE
“The broadcast shows Latu on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Latu's week
- Latu is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
- Latu sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
90%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Latu scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Latu in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Latu is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Latu actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.