The Mystery Tweak Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Washington Jr.'s stadium. Only over Washington Jr..” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- A mysterious flag erases Washington Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeastern Louisiana's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Washington Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.