The Late Scratch Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Washington Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
85%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.