The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- The team goes up 21 early and Washington Jr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
89%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Washington Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.