The Snap Count Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeastern Louisiana's biggest rival.
- Washington Jr. gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
77%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.