The Phantom Flag Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeastern Louisiana's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Washington Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.