The Fumble Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Washington Jr. runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
90%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Washington Jr., Washington Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.