The Garbage-Time Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Washington Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
76%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.