The Hamstring Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Washington Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Washington Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.