The Mystery Tweak Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeastern Louisiana's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Washington Jr. will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Washington Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.