The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Washington Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.