The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Washington Jr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Washington Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
77%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Washington Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.