The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Washington Jr. gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
81%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.