The Stuffed Run Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- A mysterious flag erases Washington Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Washington Jr. will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Washington Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.