The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Washington Jr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Washington Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Washington Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.