The Garbage-Time Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeastern Louisiana's biggest rival.
- Washington Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Washington Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.