The Mystery Tweak Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Washington Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeastern Louisiana's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Washington Jr., Washington Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.