The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Washington Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- The team goes up 21 early and Washington Jr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Washington Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
76%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Washington Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.