The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Washington Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.