The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Washington Jr.'s stadium. Only over Washington Jr..
89%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.