The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr. gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Washington Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
91%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.