The Stuffed Run Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Ref: "Number Washington Jr., that's a flag." Washington Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
72%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.