The Late Scratch Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Washington Jr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Washington Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
81%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.