The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“Coach says Washington Jr. is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
82%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Washington Jr., Washington Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.